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Will Guimareas be sold

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Toonitus, Apr 19, 2024.

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Will Guimareas be sold this summer

Poll closed Jun 26, 2024.
  1. Yes

    12.5%
  2. No

    68.8%
  3. Purple Dildo

    18.8%
  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla, Where the brave may live forever!
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    A fan of the 13th warrior I see.
    Good effort.
     
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    Hang on gents amongst the arseholes I have seen DPP had dropped in a yes in the vote. The cult will be after him now surely?
     
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  4. Toonitus

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    I have defeated my cravings once again JJ... for what is a day but a series of conflicts between the hard way and the path of least resistance.
     
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    Sadly, our Boris loving friend has already been initiated.

    The ceremony involved trying to pinch a burger off Obi's plate, a pint out of Hamish's hand, guiding Trev on a long drive, and trying to meet me on time before I go off in a strop shopping.
     
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    That body fat percentage is immense though.
    Obi is 99%.
     
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    Dpp is beyond cult.. he's operating in another galaxy when it comes to confidence and belief.
     
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  8. Toonitus

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    Not bad at my age but it's taking so much more effort and nouse than in my 20s. Once I've got to 15 I'm going to hit the heavy weights again. It's actually a bit much for me now all the high intensity stuff. Lifting weights is for puffs in comparison.
     
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    Either that, or he needs to actually wind his neck in - one or the other...
     
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  10. Magdad

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    In all fairness obi is trying to initiate me in the martial arts, I’ve skipped straight passed student to become the master then realised that…… Beer does not exist in this dojo does it?
     
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  11. haslam

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    Is Will Guimareas the brother of Bruno?

    If so we should sell him for as much as possible.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Had anybody mentioned he’s just bought a new house for £4m today in Darras Hall?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    I guess it's easy when you can buy a nice property for less than half your annual salary, instead of a 25 year mortgage.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    He can easily just sell a house... it's not like he'd even have to sell it before leaving either. The likes of psg could just pay for a new house for 4 milllion if they wanted him or he can just buy another and wait for this Newcastle home to sell.. he's rich basically.

    It's a positive sign, but isn't conclusive at all on reflection.
     
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    Really mate means nothing.... just a positive sign... if Madrid come in he can easily sell a house after a move. I voted no btw.
     
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    Now I know this just can’t be true.

    No one and I mean NO ONE is taking a pint out of Hamish’s hand.

    That’s just not happening.
     
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    He'll probably die in the summer anyway, so it won't matter.
     
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    Why?
     
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    Especially if Chippy bought it.
     
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