You post an article about flood evacuations in Essex and storm surges in the East coast of England hoping Edinburgh will be submerged ? That there is a mushroomesk failure you senile auld ****
All very interesting Paddy but hardly likely to see the Athens of the north underwater is it . Silly bhoy .
You wrote the above, I posted the first couple of paragraphs of the article ER linked, clearly about Scotland.
I have no idea aalthough they do say that the ancient Greeks did like a wee bit of man love . Whether that is still the case I couldn't say . I do know that Edinburgh is built on quite a few steep hills so the chances of it being submerged tomorrow are zero. They might get their feet wet down Leith way thpugh
Dearie me, our Head Office in Hamburg is to be evacuated by 3pm today and will not be open at all tomorrow. It's only a light breeze ffs.
A bloke was blown into the path of a bus outside my work this morning. Got airlifted to hospital with severe injuries apparently. One of the old birds crowded around the scene said "hopefully he's Polish" There is a rumour that he was running from Greggs having stolen a meal deal. Crime doesn't pay.
A Polish immigrant, called Eryk Kowalski, went to the DVLA to apply for a driving licence. One of the first tasks was to take a sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters. On the bottom row were these letters: 'W A L C Z A K' 'Can you read this?' Asked the tester. 'Read it?' Eryk said with glee - 'I know that man.'
I was watching Countdown, there was a Welsh geezer on it, imagine a Welsh language Countdown... Your letters are: PPLANWLLLPLWPLWGOGOGOWWLPLWLPLYGWWLLYCLLWWL Dafyd got a 25 letter word but Ifor beat him with 27
Poor old fella just puffed his way up the hill to my house and handed me a flood evacuation notice.Seemed bemused when I pointed out the topography.
