Wild Is The Wind

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RIP Venom.

 

Storms and suchlike are God's way of letting us know that he doesn't exist

 

Bleeding scotch, bit of wind or snow and it's mass-hysteria, tut.

 

They evacuated Central Station today coz the glass roof was falling down

Up the 'RA

 

What's with the ?

Did you expect them to just let people stand around going "oh look at the lovely glass falling from the sky..."

 

They put a picture on facebook, it's a fist sized hole

My train was stopped before central and sat for 15 minutes. When we were eventually allowed into the station, they had a barrier to the central part up and made us go out the lower level exit.

 

Well, why not? We're 'ard as **** in Glasgow, doncha know.

 

So you let broken glass fall on yer coupons? Explains aw the ugly mutants wandering about Glasgow right enough.

 

One less when you're not in town, ****o

 

Looking out to sea from my wonderful prime location at the Harbour and it is horrible. The Stand-by vessels are going up and down like an up and down thing.

Who would be a fisherman? Deserve all the money they get.

 

I feel like a God when I walk around Glasgow. That's what comes from being tall, eating a decent diet and having my own teeth.

 

Aye nae bother, chunk

 

Mincing up and down Sauchiehall street with his jock skirt and deerstalker hat on eyeing up the young boys more like.

 

Is that why they banned you from Glasgow?

 

Nope. I am more than welcome in Glasgow unlike ****s that stay in Edinburgh, Englandshire.

 

So ****s from Aberdeen are welcome. Got you.

 

Of course they are.

They draw the line at pretendy Edinbuggerers though. Glasgow has standards.

 

Sheltered housing?

 

The wind wasn't the only thing that was wild this morning . A certain member (v. appropriate that ) was having a hairy canary in my inbox

 

Check out Baldy with his great sense of humour.