Wid Ye

I'd slice the skin open with my spade then use my Bullseye Pinpoint Probe to create a cock sized cavity.

 

We thought you had died. Where have you been??

 

Barcelona.

 

Ooft**

 

Just gone a bit mental lately, might start a thread as long as everyone promises not to take the piss.

Don't suppose there's a thread where people were saying how much they missed me/hated my guts?

 

WhatsApp. That's where it's all happening.
I missed you xx

 

I don't know what WhatsApp is but my old phone was ****ed so I bought an iPhone and I'm slowly learning about all this newly-fangled ****e.
Thanks, you come across as a decent lady.
Has Pud really gone? This place is dwindling away.

 

Pud was chased. Wee shame as he's a really nice guy. iPhones are the best phones.

 

iPhones are ****e.

Away and play with yer iRon and iDishwasher ya dumb bint.

 

Barcelona I still long to hold you once more
More...
My boots of leather from Europe I gather you know
Know...
Everytime you have to go
Shut my eyes and you know
I'll be lying right by your side
In Barcelona

You've been a wonderful audience. Thank you, good night.