wid ye?

Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya

 

No I would not but her show's OK.

 

No.

She is horrible, really tall and unfunny and has an incredibly irritating voice.

Anyone that wants to shag her has a giraffe fetish.

 

Her show is dreadful.

 

She was okay on Not Going Out but that was only in small doses.

Watched about 10 minutes of her own show and I wanted to stab myself in the eyes with a fork. Oh, and she's a mutant.

 

I will decline the invitation

 

Her show is, indeed, dreadful.

I've still pondered this one long and hard and my considered, deliberate decision has to be...






...

Four pints. Still wouldn't be proud ae it, but.

 

Miranda is the funniest current sitcom.

 

Eastenders is funnier.

 

Prefer Casualty myself.

****ing hilarious that show.

 

Only because there's absolutely ****all on BBC at the mo.

 

Burst out laughing in the car this morning listening to the news.

Apparently a couple were found dead in a swimming pool at some posh Hotel (in Essex, I think) on Saturday night. The news reader this morning was sayin how they were discovered as guests arrived to take part in a murder mystery weekend.

I though that was pretty funny.

 

Or any other channel.

 

I'm bemused as to the angular state of her diddies.

Would they be old lady swingers?

I'm thinking a bit of swing with limited sag. Probably better than you imagine...

 

Now that's Kismet...or Kermit...or something like that...

anyway, did they all stand around going," oh, I think it was professor plum ...in the swimming pool, obviously "

 

I had a mental image of the guests standing around taking notes and sayin how realistic the murder mystery was

 

****ing hell it's got weird earlobes and eyebrows like the rock outta wwf.....

So it's a no.

 

Ah wid

 

There was Barrymore, trying to relax...