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Bib Fortuna's Maw

Bib Fortuna's Maw

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She's 57.


She's got two "ayes" for daughters.


She's posh so a common boaby would bash **** out of her cervix and the horse-loving durrrrrty would luuuuurrrrve it.

She's probably got virgin back doors that she's waiting for the right schemie to smash down.


Nae pints.

I'd pump the living **** out of her.

Carole Middleton - I wid and the horny cow would be begging for me to slap her aboot while stretching her like a donkey humping a rabbit

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I'm bettin' that she's been choking to get her dungchute desecrated.


She's waiting for a half decent boaby to do it, though - what with all those tiny posh peckers she's had to make do with all her life.

I reckon I own the dong her arse has been waiting for <ok>
 
Aye but I'm sure we have discussed this on yer royalty thread.

Again I'd ride her, quite happily as half me wanting to half for novelty factor.
 
Be better if one of the daughters is up for it aswell....

Canny video for our Lizzie to watch..............

No holidays in Paris.
 
Bib Fortuna's Maw said:
I'm bettin' that she's been choking to get her dungchute desecrated.


She's waiting for a half decent boaby to do it, though - what with all those tiny posh peckers she's had to make do with all her life.

I reckon I own the dong her arse has been waiting for <ok>
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Aye, I'm sure she'd appreciate your miniscule pecker if it's her first time.
 
The old pint scale of shagability is fundamentally flawed since your performance declines after a few beers. I've been working on a better classification system and present it here for constructive criticism. Instead of specifying how many pints you'd need to shag a bird, you specify how many days since your last **** you'd need to be before you'd shag her.

I rate Carole Middleton as a 4 dayer.

Is this new system a goer?
 
Tarquin Biscuit-Barrel said:
The old pint scale of shagability is fundamentally flawed since your performance declines after a few beers. I've been working on a better classification system and present it here for constructive criticism. Instead of specifying how many pints you'd need to shag a bird, you specify how many days since your last **** you'd need to be before you'd shag her.

I rate Carole Middleton as a 4 dayer.

Is this new system a goer?
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I've never got past four days without shooting my bolt in some way shape or form so couldn't tell you.
 
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