Why...

Oh the irony, Considering the wind-ups you tried on here.

 

Tried?

You're still rattled, Matth.

 

I’m not rattled, You are.

 

I'm the one doing the rattling. You have already admitted that.

You need to get your story straight, Matth.

 

You’re one rattled here, Not me.

 

I think you meant to write "You're the one rattled..."

It is difficult to write properly when you are rattled, I understand that, Matth.

 

I'm going to call my next kid

Basingstoke Services.

 

So basically anywhere north of Watford then.

 

Iceland is cold and Icy thus its name. Greenland is even colder but was named "Green" to encourage people to settle there.

So that's how Arsene Wenger got his name.

 

People didnt eat then. That's why in the middle ages people didn't live long. They didn't eat because they hadn't discovered tea yet.

 

I worked with one old lady that did this... She drew on these ridiculously high arches... Made her look perpetually surprised... Or as if she had a side gig as a clown.

 

Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?

 

Why does sour cream have an expiration date?

 

What is this all about ? Shave your eyebrows off to then paint them back on in a ridiculous fashion.

The male equivalent of this is shaving your beard and leaving a Glitteresque Goatee

 

Why do female pigs have corkscrew shaped vaginas?

 

Is there another word for synonym?

 

I think it's rather old fashioned now. 15 years ago women wanted thin almost non existent eyebrows. Now they want thick heavy eyebrows that look like a chinchilla's penis above each eye.

 

Metonym.

 

Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosylabic"?

 

Why doesn't super glue stick to the inside of the bottle?