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  1. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Here's your starters folks.

    WHY is there an S in lisp?

    WHY is a wrong number never engaged?

    WHY when the doorbell rings, does the dog think it's for him?
     
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    Resurgam, Mar 16, 2012
  2. Phuketcanary

    Phuketcanary Well-Known Member

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    good point! Why's dyslexia so hard to spell?
     
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    Phuketcanary, Mar 16, 2012
  3. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Why are there 10,000 Spoons when all you need is a knife!
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  4. Norfolkbhoy

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    A wrong number is never engaged as you only realise it's a wrong number when someone has answered the phone.

    The "s" in lisp is just cruelty

    Dogs just have a high opinion of their own importance

    Next.....
     
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    Norfolkbhoy, Mar 16, 2012
  5. canary-dave

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    Why is it called an occasional table? What does it do for the rest of the time?
     
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    canary-dave, Mar 16, 2012
  6. Phuketcanary

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    Why is abbreviation such a long word?
     
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    Phuketcanary, Mar 16, 2012
  7. Phuketcanary

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    a stool for fat people?
     
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    Phuketcanary, Mar 16, 2012
  8. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Why is a door a jar?

    Why do birds suddenly appear, everytime you are near?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  9. Phuketcanary

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    Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
     
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    Phuketcanary, Mar 16, 2012
  10. KIO

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    WHY do fools fall in love ?
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Why is why spelt why?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  12. KIO

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    Why is the 'best before' date on every packet of crisps always a Saturday ?
     
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  13. KIO

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    Why doesn't superglue stick to the inside of the tube ?
     
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    Why are they Y fronts.

    Why is big such a small word and infinitesimal such a big one.
     
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    redruthyella, Mar 16, 2012
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    Why do traffic lights always go red when you're in a hurry, but stay green when you have loads of time?
     
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    Carra_Rud, Mar 16, 2012
  16. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Why does Carra keep banging on about the past?

    Why does buttered toast always land on the buttered side?

    Why does vomit always contain carrots?
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Mar 16, 2012
  17. Carra_Rud

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    Why has this thread not been copied and put on the 1p5wich board, just like every other one on here?
     
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    Carra_Rud, Mar 16, 2012
  18. KIO

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    Why do you always join a traffic jam at the end of the queue ?
     
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    KIO, Mar 16, 2012
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    Why is Sepp Blatter, Sepp Blatter ? <doh>
     
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    KIO, Mar 16, 2012
  20. johnnywarksmoustache

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    Why does your missus always know the answer before she asks you the question?
     
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