Why we won't win at Palace.

We beat Palace two years ago late in season and still went down, Were ****ed

 

Half expecting some kind of twist that I've not thought of, but, 610?

 

You should never twist a tigers tale.[sic]

I don't know the definitive answer, but I think I got higher number than that.

My reckoning, and I'm bracing myself if I'm wrong.

Spoiler

5 soldiers = 10 legs.
25x5 big tigers = 500 legs.
125 x 5 cubs = 2,500 legs.

= 3010 legs, plus your own, = 3012 legs in total.

 

I got the answer 42 obvs.

 

How many obvs to the foot?

 

Great Assyrian cubit = 25.26 inches

 

I wouldn't use that as a yardstick.

 

My John Thomas is a foot long but I don't use it as a rule.

 

Do your balls get in your eyes?

 

No, unfotunately they are tiny.

 

I'm sure there's a twist too, however I got 2510!

 

Hull City use a similar formula to calculate match day attendances.

 

Went through it again for sanity. Got 3002...

 

I think it's 3000 plus the soldiers legs and 'your' legs but it's not mentioned how many legs they have. Could be soldier ants for all we know
and 'you' could be a millipede.












Not that I'm saying you're a millipede.

 

I think the trick is that the big tigers eat some of teh little tigers, and **** all over the Palace.

 

I think that should be "ewe" which has four legs unless any are missing.

 

Well what a surprise.

 

Because you're ****?

 

Well fancy Palace getting a penalty against us and us being turned down a stonewaller. What an enormous and entirely unpredictable shock that is.

 

Nothing to do with the result at all.