Yeah well Skrtels so hard he actually had stapled stitches pitchside in our FA cup game V Bournemouth and came back onto play (true) He is also went into Burger King and asked for a Big Mac (Matths twitter feed)
And then threw fireballs and melted Vidic As witnessed by Jones please log in to view this image P.S The stitches were in Skrtels head, needed to add that for more kudos