Why the **** wasn't it me.....................

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Millwallsteve

Millwallsteve

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That literally nearly bumped into that Wet Sham slag Danny Dyer in the Canary Wharf shopping centre at lunchtime today!

Get this, Luke (facilities manager John's son here at work) almost bumped into him earlier as he nearly walked into him and only realised it was him when he swerved to avoid him and looked up then the penny dropped that it was the ****er!

Wish it was me as I'd have giving it to the c***! I said to John **** it I haven't got time to look for him as my lunch break was almost over! <doh>

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Yes in Cabot Square if you know it mate <ok> and you think he's a donut as well. <laugh>

It gets worse as Craig who works in the post room here lives down the road from him in Loughton, Essex. He said he's owns a Merc and BMW, lives in a 2 or 3 bed house which isn't the type of gaff you'd expect him to have seeing as he's minted. He apparently smashes his pint glass on the floor when he's had his last beer before leaving in his local and all the wannabe gangsters in the boozer thinks he a proper alright geezer for doing it as they all bum him.

Craig said its the area where they film that pony **** 'Everywhere is Essex' <doh> with the orange birds with plastic tits <laugh> and toolish wannabe idiot blokes and that so many people are fake around there.
 
<laugh> Its exactly like that up here in Essex.Last Saturday night,we went out In Hornchurch for a meal. We were a bit early,so went for a couple of sherbets in this bar cum nightclub.The birds were wearing next to nothing (inc the over 40's!) and the blokes were plums <laugh>

I work in Canada Square.You not at CSFB are you?
 
Cockney Eyetie said:
<laugh> Its exactly like that up here in Essex.Last Saturday night,we went out In Hornchurch for a meal. We were a bit early,so went for a couple of sherbets in this bar cum nightclub.The birds were wearing next to nothing (inc the over 40's!) and the blokes were plums <laugh>

I work in Canada Square.You not at CSFB are you?
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<doh> what is it about birds that when they're 14 they try to look 21 & when they're reach 40 they try to look 21 again! <laugh> These wannabe Essex boy gangsters make me laugh the donuts! <laugh>

Did you go yesterday to wave goodbye to Scottie Parker?

Nah mate I work in 10 Cabot Square opposite the fountain so your not a million miles away. <ok>
 
Great thread Steve<ok> Danny Dyer is a proper knob end, i'd love to see the plastic gangster get chinned:grin:
 
Millwallsteve said:
<doh> what is it about birds that when they're 14 they try to look 21 & when they're reach 40 they try to look 21 again! <laugh> These wannabe Essex boy gangsters make me laugh the donuts! <laugh>

Did you go yesterday to wave goodbye to Scottie Parker?

Nah mate I work in 10 Cabot Square opposite the fountain so your not a million miles away. <ok>
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Nah, did'nt go. I havn't got the dough to waste.
I'll be going to more games next season,esp away games.
 
<cheers> olof and I wish it was me although I've got more to lose now as security is licensed and has been for quite a while so any indiscretions could well be my livelihood down the ****ter! Could hardly deny it as I'd be on god knows how many cameras as that's what its like here in Canary Wharf - Cockney knows as well as he works around here also!

Luke said that the slag was coming out of River Island when he almost bumped into him. <ok>
 
Cockney Eyetie said:
Nah, did'nt go. I havn't got the dough to waste.
I'll be going to more games next season,esp away games.
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I'm looking forward to our games naturally, Brighton away will be a good day out unless its a midweek game in the winter <doh>, Palarse as well just around the corner from me and Watford away as well up at the mortuary as its so quiet there it should be renamed <laugh> as we owe them big style from this season! <doh>
 
Imagine it'll go off when Brum come down to you as it went off up there on the league cup 2nd leg. Dudley here who went with his nephew said the following morning that he just wanted to get out as he'd never been more frightened for his life then then.

Your boys are bound to want their pound of flesh revenge! <ok>
 
Millwallsteve said:
Imagine it'll go off when Brum come down to you as it went off up there on the league cup 2nd leg. Dudley here who went with his nephew said the following morning that he just wanted to get out as he'd never been more frightened for his life then then.

Your boys are bound to want their pound of flesh revenge! <ok>
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And they'll get it ! They are dirty bastards that will target anyone. We always get trouble at their place,so time for some payback,but i'm not sure how 'active' our lot are these days.
 
The slags will get it depending on if they bring down any known naughty boys then I'm sure your boys will be ready. :emoticon-0105-wink:
 
We'll see in time mate. Imagine it'll be an early k/o like our 3rd round cup game was in January though - think it was 1pm from memory. <ok>
 
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