Why does no one talk about Manchester power shift?

Meltdowns from him and PNP.

Morose Spurlock sulking.

Still hating on Leicester.

Most bitter fans going

 

Correct

 

Oh, I am fully aware that Arsenal scrapped very hard for a ref-assisted win against an unusually indifferent Spurs.

Let none of us fool ourselves, however, that this changes anything.

 

Ah, if only that were true, Tel, and I could go about this board as anonymously as you do! However, we both know that as soon as I post anything it becomes box office. I wish it wasn’t so, but that is fact.

 

So much butt hurt

 

Colossal levels of butthurt on show Hiag mate. Perhaps take a breather.

 

Box office in a 'What's eating Gilbert Grape' way.

 

Nah.

I’ve checked into my hotel and about to open a bottle of Malbec waiting for my sirloin to arrive. Later, I will go back to my room and scratch my balls.

 

What sort of hotel lets the guests open the wine?

You in the ibis?

 

“Open” is used loosely, Tel.

The Ibis is a grief pit, so I am told. Handy for the train station, but nothing else.

 

He sneaked his own in from the local Tesco.

 

You're used loosely.

 

I can very much assure you that I am not, Terrence.

 

Well your mum is for sure.

 

I can assure you, once again, that that simply isn’t the case, Terrence.

 

Butthurt.

 

It’s practically impossible to experience butt hurt in my current circumstances, Tel. Sure, I am mildly annoyed. I cannot put it any higher than that, mate.

 

HIAG's ring piece has been torn so wide that the pain is now irrelevant

 

^^^ arse like a vintage golf bag.

 

It’s interesting that you need to believe that, Pix.