Why does everyone fall for Jose's mid games?

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

Danny Mills summed it up nicely: "Jose Mourinho's TV interviews after last Saturday's 1-1 draw against Burnley are what we've come to expect. He does it every time and we buy it every time. Who are the fools? It's ridiculous. Every time there's a bad result, we never talk about that. It's always about what Mourinho said, who's been sent off, what quote has he come out with. He's the master of deflection. We buy it every single time."

 

[StanDMan]

Today he squirted some water on TV camera and that is a huge news to some spuds

 

[Chelsea Pensioner]

Today he squirted some water on TV camera and that is a huge news to some spuds

He did it with a big smile, surely no one could try and make something out of that !! It was an instinctive joke, and taken as such by the cameraman and commentators, who incidentally were completely fair and neutral and full of praise for our Team and our tactics. Alan Shearer was one, didn't catch the other. Makes a nice change.

 

[Bodinki]

Today he squirted some water on TV camera and that is a huge news to some spuds

Thats also a deflective tactic though, to deflect from the fact that they suck ****.
They play this mythical "good football" that means they win **** all.
They have caught the North London possession = good football disease, that plagued their bigger neighbours for so many years.
When you are the Inferior Bastard Dwarf half brother of a club that has won one trophy in 10 years, and they are STILL better than you......it really doesnt bode well.