Nembutol numbs it all. But I prefer alcohol. None of you pussies drink enough. In the 70s the whole country was drunk all the time, and all the better for it. Plus it was the only way to take the edge off all the cheap speed.
My epitaphs will be "In his own words he was a fanny spanner" "**** never really left the 1980s" "At least we won't have to listen to his constant diatribes about anything and everything to do with Merseyside" "If his dad had let me have an abortion we'd all have been a lot happier"
It's the same when the Old Bill shoot dead some gangsta. The "community" always come out saying the chap was the salt of the earth, doted on his kids, great footballer, loved his Granny etc. Shame he was gunned down in the middle of an armed robbery or drug deal eh? Nobody has the nerve to say he was a useless piece of work who deserved to get horizontal by the Five Oh. That Ralph Moat was a top bloke too, apparently.
