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Why do nigels say "literally" in every sentence

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Girvan Loyal 1690, May 25, 2015.

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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    ^^^

    Actually a ****.
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 25, 2015
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Deffo
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I'm still trying to work through these issues ya basturts <wah>
     
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  4. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Only ****s have "issues".
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Seems Maxine shat herself to go second.

    I cued her up, and she snookered herself.
     
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    Gambol, May 25, 2015
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I issue all the time. Onto or into socks, wimmin, tissues, shirt on top of laundry hamper.
     
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  7. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  8. swmax

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    Perfect man then really.
     
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  9. swmax

    swmax Active Member

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    Well I'm 5ft 7 slim but not skinny like yourself.
    Long hair always got a good fake tan not a crap one subtle I think we'll call it.
    I'm not commenting on my private parts that's why they are called private parts.
    My hobby is Sheffield Wednesday love my job and my dog is that ok for ya.
     
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Aw naw
    Thanks.

    So, you said if I went first, as I did, you would go second...

    ...or are you cowardly?
     
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    Gambol, May 25, 2015
  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...cowardly.

    Tit size. Fanny style. Also arse and leg shape.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I've met her. She's flat chested, fanny like a punched lasagne, arse like a baboon and legs like you'd see hanging in a butcher's windae. And she's still out of your league.
     
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  13. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    Perhaps as annoying as the incorrect use of "literally" is the unnecessary version.
    Eg "I literally walked right over to him"
    Literally? As opposed to figuratively or metaphorically?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, May 25, 2015
  14. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Don't for **** sake. You'll get Dev started.
     
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  15. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    Null, Jip Jaap Stam and Pud's Dating Photo like this.
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I think we established that I know what "Literally" means.
     
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  17. Ponders Revisited

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    Prone to bouts of lalochezia.
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    With the power of the Internet no woman is out of my league. I charm them with my wit and shocking honesty.

    ...oh, ****. I never thought this through.
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Aye, well, you can literally **** off.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    How would one do that?
     
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  21. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I do like dancing, yes.
     
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