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Why did we get rid of Mowlem?

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by EDGE, Jul 4, 2011.

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  1. EDGE

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    No one knows.

    My bro in law is French, and I said to him, what does the phrase "sacre bleu" mean.

    He says it means blue sacred or something.

    But he says that no one says it.

    Guess it's another English myth.

    Just like Napolean was wee, when he is infact taller than most of youse.
     
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  2. Tiggyrimana

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    I'm the best
    Tekken Tag Team champion of year11 back in the day!
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Jul 4, 2011
  3. EDGE

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    Not as good as me though.

    I'm the best fighter on the internet
     
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  4. Tiggyrimana

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    I've fell out of love with fighter games :(
     
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  5. Grem1983

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    Napolean was about 5"6 but back then the average height for a man was around 5"5 so he was short by todays average just not for his time.
     
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    Typical banter from a Rangers fan = ****e.

    Rangers Football Club. Dragging their knuckles since 1872.
     
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    1. Your bro in law is a crap Frenchman if he can't translate that, and just used more or less the same English words .. suppose he doesn't wear a beret, ride a bicycle or have onions hanging around his neck either

    2. <laugh> quality comment on Napoleon .. I knew he was a lanky beanpole and that all the history books were wrong ..
     
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    Rat a tue

    Step 1. Hold rat in one hand while bringing the gleaming blade of a large kitchen knife down on his neck.

    Step 2. Cook in pot with some vegetables

    Step 3. Eat


    Tune in next week when we will be learning to make Cock au Van.
     
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  9. EDGE

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Badgers Assemble

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    Best keyboard warrior?
     
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  11. EDGE

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    In real life, I'm as hard as ****.
     
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  12. Badgers Assemble

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    I could fight you with a broken toe :D
     
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  13. EDGE

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    So you would have an excuse once I batter 7 shades of ****e out of you?
     
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  14. Badgers Assemble

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    Do you have little mans syndrome?
     
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    Badgers Assemble, Jul 4, 2011
  15. EDGE

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    No, my cocks 8" when erect.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    If that's not girth then you're not as hard as you say you are, furthermore we have a minimum girth requirement of 10" to be on our board, so I'd tootle off to the gym and come back when you've managed to increase the blood flow.....:emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Jul 4, 2011
  17. EDGE

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    I've got the biggest cock on this thread
     
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  18. Smudger

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    Tash can verify this <ok>
     
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  19. why aye jims eye

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    Aye
     
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  20. jimileysbaldhead

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    Bollocks!!!....I can stand 13 budgies on mine, to be fair the last one's standing on one leg.
     
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