We had an Irish farmhand, i while back he was going through marriage problems and was taking advice from a therapist . I caught him in the barn where the heavy machinery is kept with a dildo and some viagra. Apparently he was told by his sex therapist to do something sexy to a tractor...
@ Mask Why do you try so hard to be funny and witty when it's clear to all on here that you're not? Do you really seek attention that much?
"There is an idea of me, some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours... I simply am not there." WOW! How earth shatteringly deep and profound Will someone pleeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz think I'm interesting and give me some attention
Hello BH, so what are the chances of this story being true????? nil, chances that they actually conned you out of a fiver????? quite high id say
"I'm currently just trying to open myself up to as many new experiences as possible. After reading Proust I've decided life is too short for missed opportunities." Is that Alain, the racing driver?
If you think that's what i'm after, why is it that you and super-moderator ST keep posting things about me? ...****ing ******ed ****s!
...you mean somebody else likes the movie 'American Psycho'? Never! I'm flattered that you've Googled it out of your complete non-interest in me or my profile... Welcome to my fan club...