Seriously mate, I listen to him occasionally when someone posts his ****e on twitter, and whoever is doing it knows Jordan's lingo more than I ever could.
There's only one way to clear this up. I need a topless photo of @Simon Jordan lass in my inbox, that'll confirm it. And none of that Instagram crap either. Always loved the Dewbs and her magnificent bewbs.
Not guilty - my money would defo be on ToonArmy1892 and it looks confirmed by Chaos. After accusing me mind - I wouldn't have the time man, I don't even have time to post much anymore as me, nevermind 4 ****ers
I think I've caught him now It's pissing me off because in getting abuse for it and it's not me. I'm mbs