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Who's in charge on this forum?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Neville Bartos, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    I went to school with a kid who was approaching a roundabout & told to take the third exit......dozy **** literally counted the roads & ended up going the wrong way down a main road <laugh> He failed about 9 times the thick bastard.

    The mrs failed for going too cautious <doh> She was 8 months pregnant at the time so the hormones were ****ing manic & she shouted "Cautious? Of course I was ****ing cautious it was a road full of parked cars on either side you twat" <laugh>

    You got to be pretty evil to tell a preganant woman she's failed & a very brave one.
     
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  2. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    i was failed because i didnt stop to let a lady walk past on the pavement when i was doing my parallel park. ****ing pointless. i work just up the road from the test centre so i see the assessors in the shop alot i slammed the door on him the next time i saw him the ****.
     
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  3. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    FFS dougie you missed a trick there mate.

    I'd have got some binoculars, a toy rifle & a lazer pen.

    Stared through my binoculars at him & have the laser pen stuck on top of the plastic rifle & pretend to be lining him up <laugh>
     
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