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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Commachio, Sep 29, 2019.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    He does a ****ing good diva impression sometimes <diva>


     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    This is like his 3rd homophonic thread in a month, and my 54th Menshy since being put on ignore.<laugh>

    If I was his mate I'd be quite worried about him tbh, been very snowflakey recently. I thought he was an ex marine ffs<laugh>
     
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  3. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Royal Marines are widely known for their gayness tbh. @A.L.D.O 4.1 to confirm
     
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  4. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Understable tbh, youre out in the field for weeks/months, you feel lonely and have a few cups of whiskey with the lads, it's cold so you all huddle up, a stray penis brushes a stray thigh, semis arise, **** can easily get carnal.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    It happens, when I served the the cadets, I think during my 1st tour we had a fella who used to wake you up by gently tapping his dick on your forehead.

    Sometimes he used to stroke people with it, it was really big at least 13 inches
     
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  7. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Pics or gtf
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Jesus Christ <laugh>
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Exactly bro, imagine that strokng your face as you wake up.

    Felt like being gently run over by a bus tyre.
     
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  12. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Magnificent!! <laugh>
    Sure I know him :biggrin:
     
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  13. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    What's he up to now?
     
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    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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    Manager of Aldi in Skegness
     
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  15. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Poor fuker, was a decant chap back in our army cadet days
     
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    **** me, it looks like he's giving birth to it <yikes>
     
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  17. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    No, keep searching.
     
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  19. My sincere condolences to this thread.
    <rose>
     
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