This is like his 3rd homophonic thread in a month, and my 54th Menshy since being put on ignore. If I was his mate I'd be quite worried about him tbh, been very snowflakey recently. I thought he was an ex marine ffs
Understable tbh, youre out in the field for weeks/months, you feel lonely and have a few cups of whiskey with the lads, it's cold so you all huddle up, a stray penis brushes a stray thigh, semis arise, **** can easily get carnal.
It happens, when I served the the cadets, I think during my 1st tour we had a fella who used to wake you up by gently tapping his dick on your forehead. Sometimes he used to stroke people with it, it was really big at least 13 inches
Exactly bro, imagine that strokng your face as you wake up. Felt like being gently run over by a bus tyre.