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But Wilson was pictured after it talking to Zaluska and his missus...

Ah well, it'll all come out in the wash.

Cannae wait til we play United now - hope Broony punts Paton into Section 101 first challenge and I'll blindside him <ok>
 
But Wilson was pictured after it talking to Zaluska and his missus...

Ah well, it'll all come out in the wash.

Cannae wait til we play United now - hope Broony punts Paton into Section 101 first challenge and I'll blindside him

If Paton actually plays....I have a feeling he won't be that keen to make an apperance if it's true he lamped Zaluska.

Hopefully Wilson is innocent, I always liked him as a player <ok>
 
Does someone want to tell me the alleged story of the events?

Going by some of the versions I've seen on Twitter, it goes:

Zaluska was singing a republican unpatriotic song about Lee Rigby and specifically called for the genetic deletion of all Anglo Saxons.
Some rabid Tims dressed as footballers then battered him cos that's how they roll, innit, and Zaluska "mouthed off" to everyone present including He-Man, Stretch Armstrong and that guy from the Archbishop's office that got the famine song banned.
An upstanding, forthright protestant gentleman then gave him the Marquess of Queensbury lesson that he clearly craved in a manner that could only be described as dignified.
John Reid appeared right at the end and told everyone a lot of ****e about it as he killed Rangers purely so that the Berrz would get defensively angry to bolster the No vote.
 

Shocking, innit.

The Rangers rented team bus got more sympathy than that.

Just heard that Wilson is under investigation for being out the night before an U21 game - nothing to do with the Zaluska incident.

Which means, strangely, that they haven't said anything about Fojut who was pictured there and has previously bad mouthed Zaluska on yer Tweetydoodything.
 
Twitter has Wilson as the peacemaker and is only under investigation for being out the night before a match he was due to play in (under 20s)
 
Shocking, innit.

The Rangers rented team bus got more sympathy than that.

Just heard that Wilson is under investigation for being out the night before an U21 game - nothing to do with the Zaluska incident.

Which means, strangely, that they haven't said anything about Fojut who was pictured there and has previously bad mouthed Zaluska on yer Tweetydoodything.

The only reason Zaluska was there was to celebrate Fojut's birthday so it seems unlikely he's involved, apparently they are mates.
 
I heard Fojut has an alibi where he was in Dundee at the time.

Just shows that we should believe hee haw until it's all out in the wash.

How do we know Zaluska didnae pump both their maws? eh?

Cos he has busy pumping your maw! <laugh>

I don't know why but I'm pissing myself at myself and I know its a ****e joke.
 
[h=2]PAUL PATON of Dundee United and former Stenhousemuir player Chris McCluskey have been arrested over an alleged assault on the Hoops player in Ashton Lane last week.[/h]FOOTBALLERS Paul Paton and Chris McCluskey have been arrested in connection with an alleged assault on Celtic player Lukasz Zaluska.The arrests follow an incident involving the 32-year-old goalkeeper in Glasgow's Ashton Lane in the early hours of October 20.
A Police Scotland spokeswoman said: "Two men aged 26 and 27 have been arrested in relation to the incident. They have since been released. "A full report will be submitted to the procurator fiscal." Paton, 27, plays as a midfielder for Dundee United. Goalkeeper McCluskey, 26, is currently without a club. He most recently played for Stenhousemuir. The men are expected to appear at Glasgow Sheriff Court on November 27.

Could get time but going by currrent standards the case will likely be Not Proven.