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Who would you rather shag?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Jan 17, 2018.

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Which one would you shag if you had to choose one?

Poll closed Jan 27, 2018.
  1. A **** ugly burd (Tina)

    2 vote(s)
    22.2%
  2. A sexy shemale

    6 vote(s)
    66.7%
  3. I'm scared!

    1 vote(s)
    11.1%
  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Having given much thought to the thread title I've decided on Keeley Hawes.

    She's the right age and I'd love to hear that accent of hers talk durty (she voiced Lara Croft in the Tombraider video games).

    #****bank
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    My rising Sun not virginal <somersault>
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Is he your new loanee?
     
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Yup
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Who is he?
     
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    One of only 5 good players in world football over the past 15 years iirc
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Tierney, Welbeck, Dembele, Morelos, Ronaldinho

    Some 5s team. Welbeck in nets first.
     
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  8. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Cheers 'Herr A. McP.' just hit the number of the beast in 'likes'.

    Zoso2.jpg
     
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  9. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I'm glad it was with me.
     
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  10. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Still in the huff wi' the Hoops since they 'stole' Willie Wallace from The Jambos for £30,000 a fairly short time before Lisbon 1967!
     
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  11. gas

    gas ACCOUNT DELETED Forum Moderator

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    Yaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssss <party>
     
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  12. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    I presume this park is in some Eastern European capital!
     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You already bought a can of Silver paint for your suit ?
     
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  14. bayernkenny

    bayernkenny Well-Known Member

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    Yeee-up! Easyjet and Ibis ready for booking however I will probably disappoint the wee blond chick!
     
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  15. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Wouldn't mind meeting her in a park. But I'd have to take her for a shower first
     
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  16. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    She looks a bundle of fun
     
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  17. brb

    brb CR250

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    I've deleted some pics. Mick's not around and your end up getting the site banned. I know go hang myself.
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    *you'll
     
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  19. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Shag marry or avoid?
    Tina
    Toby
    Dev

    ?
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Shag Dev

    Marry Toby

    Avoid Tina
     
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