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Who would you like to punch in the face?

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by ilovedelia, Mar 29, 2012.

  1. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    El hadji Diouf, just for being an objectionable, trouble-making bastard. <ok>
     
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  2. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    I'm surprised no one has mentioned Colin yet..!
     
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  3. Walsh.i.am

    Walsh.i.am Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    or Danny Haynes <whistle>
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    <ok>

    Join the back of the queue!
     
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  5. Bath-Canary

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    I still want to punch Robbie Cowling
     
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  6. YorkieLancsHampyLondoner

    YorkieLancsHampyLondoner Well-Known Member

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    Great shout, particularly for that World Cup handball that everyone seems to have forgotten about - and Dalglish for backing him.
     
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  7. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    John Terry, Ashley Cole, Drogba (just to see him fall for a legitimate reason), Colin, any commentator waxing too lytrically about Barcelona/Messi - yes they are the best around but there's no need to commentate with your trousers round your ankles, Nani (see Drogba), Barton (simply a twat), Torres (to see if he would cry), Garth "what a smug bastard am I" Crooks, Alan Brazil, El-Haj Djouf for many many reasons, Ally McCoist (see Garth Crroks), Andy Townsend and Gareth Southgate to stop them commentating.

    Off topic celebrity punch - Russell Brand. Cock.

    I appear to have a fair amount of resentment built up so I'm off to sit in a dark room for a while.
     
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  8. ncfcwonky

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    John Terry
    Joe Cole for saying 'you know' 10 times per minute. I know there are other footballers who do this but he's the worst.
    Bendntner

    A lot of names have been mentioned that I would add to the list include Suarez, A Cole, Colin and Barton.
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    Every footballer who says the word "Obviously" in every ****ing sentence!
     
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  10. Norfolkbhoy

    Norfolkbhoy Well-Known Member

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    In a similar vein footballers incapable of using the past tense correctly "I've passed it to X and he's obviously sent in the ball and you know he's put a header in the back of the net"
     
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  11. ncfcwonky

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    Agreed.

    Whenever I hear a footballer say 'you know' I tend to yell. 'No, I don't bloody know! That's why the interviewer asked you the ****ing question!'

    It's one of my irrational hatreds.

    Any ITV commentator needs to be added to the list. What are they there for? They either state the obvious or get it completely wrong. I once got annoyed when Arsenal beat Barcelona and the commentator said that Arsenal were beating Barcelona at their own game. NO!!! That's how Arsenal usually play you ignorant prick!

    ILD, you've got me in a big rage about footballers now! Thanks! (Sorry I don't usually swear on this forum).
     
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  12. Fatter than Fleck

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    Muscat, although would like damage to be more severe.
     
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  13. Fatter than Fleck

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    Forgot to add John Fashanu for the disrepectful b******ks he has recently been spouting about Justin
     
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  14. KIO

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    Check out the look on Sutton's face here:
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    This is the one !
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  15. Tony_Munky_Canary

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  16. Guru of Ipswich

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    Anybody who answers a question with 'for sure'

    I mean where the **** has that sprung up from!
     
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  17. ilovedelia

    ilovedelia Well-Known Member

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    Oh Dear, I seem to have released a bit of a monster, crikey there's some anger out there.
    I'm almost afraid to mention that the critera was Premiership players and Managers, for fear of being added to the list.

    Any idiot who takes the managers job at Chelsea, they all deserve a ****ing good hard punch in the teeth!

    ILD OTBC
     
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  18. KIO

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    You'd have a sore fist after this lot, sorry but can't stand Liverpool !

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  19. ncfcwonky

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    How the hell can the MOTD pundits say that was a natural reaction? For a 'keeper maybe, for an idiot like Suarez maybe, for any other footballer? No!
     
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  20. Home on the range canary

    Home on the range canary Well-Known Member

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    No one it hurts too much except posters who incite violence
     
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