I think I love you. Yeah but who would you have shot on this hypothetical thread? I voted Mayor McCheese, because he sent me this please log in to view this image Seriously, check the Sauce
Some good nominations on here, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, that pair of turds who murdered Lee Rigby. Myself, I would like to float up above the earth & grow a meteor sized fist and slam it down full force on the houses of parliament while all the MP's are in there and squash it as flat as a pancake.