I would only just eat the paper so I can crap it out eventually. Then I can pass it off as the SF15-T or something.
I agree its a shame drivers like Vettel and Kimi have to drive that bearded fellows **** box he helped create with that amateur designer Rory Byrne. I mean it isn't like he didn't win much with Schumacher or anything...
Now now! Ferrari can come good again, if they're ever capable of removing their head from their own arse. Hopefully Vettel will attract the personnel they need and they can turn the team around again. Not holding my breath after last season though.
Name that film: 'The guy who crawled through a river of **** and came out clean on the other side.' Reminds me of the bearded one at that certain team that used to be good, forgot their name I'm afraid dear fellow. Regardless Vettel has been placed in that team because he holds much more political power than senior beard, Bernie and vettel have always been close and Ferrari know it so expect some new rules to go their favour to slow Mercedes down. It's all part of Bernie's final plan to make mission 'Red barron beta' work to save the German fan base from destruction. Kimi has got Jean Todt on their side as they are friends outside of F1 and Mr Marlboro further extends their internal power. Soon enough vettel will become immunie to driver penalties like senior beard was. Lets be honest the big shot's in F1 want to see Vettel vs Hamilton vs Ferrari vs Mercedes for the foreseeable future. That's how they would maximise money and viewing a good old fashioned England+Germany vs Germany+Italy.
Is Bernie the prison warden in that extended metaphor then? Manipulating everyone to his advantage, only to (hopefully) get locked up?
Ferrari... Two world champions and still **** in 2014. They need to spend less time trying to change the rules and letting good people go and spend more time trying to build a good car. Ferrari right now reminds me of the late 80's/early 90's Ferrari... effing hopeless. So anyway... Who's the one who's going to be buggered on a regular basis?
Kimi and Mercedes most likely. That red team have got Bernie's favourite driver personally in Vettel in some sort of power play. Senior beard has made more enemies in F1 than he has made friends bar his facebook and twitter followers so he was never going to have the influence to change the rules in F1. For example you only have to see how they treated samurai beard when he left compared to Vettel when he left RBR. Regardless of how much they won you didn't see any bitterness towards Vettel from Horner and co. even though he got beat pretty well by Ricciardo and left the second he knew they were not going to challenge Mercedes any time soon etc. Senior beard dealt with a lot at those red guys and yet he got chucked under a bus media wise by them. This makes me assume da red guys are not afraid of senior beards repercussions politically now he is gone. RBR though are treading lightly with Vettel so I guess that he could do something to them for putting their support in Daniel who has a natural gift in these regulations. It's a story none the less but doesn't it all seem so 'convenient' that the two most vocal people/team of these new era of cars are all under 1 roof now...
Wow, Silver, your 'Why I suddenly support Ferrari' post must be "feeling epic"! Just typing "Yeah, it's Vettel" would have avoided that nasty repetitive strain injury. Ever heard of protesting too much? How's your nose growing?
Since Ricciardo has shown himself to be the quickest on Top Gear u have say some will have to watch him. Merc will clean up again I suspect. Mclaren have a long journey so won't see much till European races when form will slowly build. Got a feeling not much will have changed since last year. Could be boring but I will watch. Dunno about Lewis this year...his head will be messed again with Nicole. Reckon first half might be a bit messy for him again.
