Tips / Bets Who will you be voting for tomorrow ?

It's a monumental cluster **** of epic proportions. It's like an Ikea showroom for deranged angry people. Once you're in it is very difficult to find your way out, the only option is to go round and round in circles until you come to bit where they sell really shabbily made kitchenware. Even then you have to queue for hours at a checkout manned by bitter spiteful ****s.

 

But our European IKEA stores are so much better than the UK ones!

 

It's a bit swampy I'd say, I've dipped my toe in but I don't know what lurks beneath the murky waters.

I'm sure you'll all be friends in the end

 

Bear in mind that 1100 pages of it is name calling.

 

Corbyn has had **** thrown at him by more intelligent politicians than Trump, but he is still here with the best policies for most. Fake news Trump won't faze him at all

 

I'm not talking about politics, I'm talking about power. These folk are almost polar opposite personalities and one represents the richest, most powerful nation on earth and the other represents a nation in desperate need of as many trade deals and allies in security as possible.

Make no mistake about it, Corbyn will be submissive like every other lapdog we send out there.

 

My constituency once went liberal in a by election but has been reverting to type ever since.
Would love to see the richest MP in the land lose his seat, especially as he made it by being a slum landlord in London.

Not going to happen though.

 

I think it's really unfair if people are calling you a **** because you vote Tory.




















You work ****ing hard to give us much better reasons to think you're a ****!


PS: I just want to clarify that I'm not a ****ist. Some of my best friends are ****s.

 

Some of these lot don't appreciate the graft I put in behind the scenes to earn my **** stripes.

 

Oh... and I'm voting Labour

 

I had a choice of

Green, Tory, Labour, Lib Dem
All **** in my books

So I voted for the least crap

 

Green?

 

UKIP had a candidate in your constituency.

 

I'm just gonna tick them all and start a revolution.

 

no UKIP this time

http://www.bromsgroveadvertiser.co....2017__Bromsgrove_s_four_candidates_confirmed/

 

Feel the love

 

The area must be getting less ****ified.

 

Prepare yourself mate, as that's exactly what you're going to see.

Weak and wobbly May has had a disastrous campaign and has treated the electorate with disdain by refusing the interviews, leaders debate etc. She's a wooden suit full of **** all, who simply can't perform when she's not reading a script written by an aide. But.....she'll still win and get a decent majority, as the British people have been duped yet again by the gutter right wing press and their inherent selfishness. So we'll get more austerity, a hard Brexit, the gap between the haves and have nots will continue to grow ever wider, and we'll see our public services continue to crumble. It'll be a sad day tomorrow

 

Labour has put a dog up against May.

One dog against another.