Who will win the North Cockeny ****er derby

You try telling him that.

 

I just have, your imaginary friend isn't real. You are the dummy.

 

There is no dummy, you idiot! It was all a metaphor!

How embarrassing for you, mate.

 

That's what I've been telling you. It you who is responsible for the bollocks that you write on here

 

Dummygate!!!!!!!

 

I don't know if it's a metaphor for making a **** of himself or whether he does actually enjoy having a fist shoved up his arse