Prediction League Who Will Betray His Club First - Salah or Kane?

Don't think he could fit any of the above in his trophy cabinet at home.

 

[QUOTE="Spurlock, post: 11575754, member: 1010112"]Harry Kane is one of our own and will be with us for the rest of his career.

Salah will want to be remembered as the man who replaced Ronaldo, that's an accolade he won't be able to resist and good luck to him, his plaudits this season have earned him that chance.[/QUOTE]

 

Bitterness, sharpened by fear, is a dreadful affliction. It leads to poor wummery, for a start.

 

Kane will leave this summer if Spurs fail to secure top 4.

If Spurs lose to Chelsea & City I think they'll be under a lot of pressure at that point, which they don't deal well with at the thick end of the season.

 

Nah, it's already full of match balls.

 

If my auntie had testicles she would be my uncle.

 

No she wouldn't, she'd be your boyfriend.

 

All I care about is that we finish above Arsenal: everything else is mere decoration to me.

I’m looking forward to celebrating St Arsehole’s Day with you lads!

 

Must be a right mess in his living room with match balls all over the place.

Probably why he'd prefer medals instead, but he'd have to leave Spurs to get them.

 

Whatever floats your boat, that's one way of lookng at it.

 

No point him going to Liverpool then, in the unlikely event he won a medal there he'd have his house broken into and have his medal stolen.

 

...and all the match balls.

 

I’ve just realised that the title of this thread is probably misleading, because I doubt Kane will leave Spurs, ever.

 

Small club mentality right there

 

Kane also said he'd be open to a move to Real if they made a bid. More 'shaky grkind' for Hilary there.

 

Avid dyed in the wool Yid, more like.

I get pleasure from knowing that you will be growing more and more rattled with each Spurs win, knowing that SAD (ie. St Arsehole’s Day) will have drawn that little bit closer, until the glorious day arrives and you blow your fcuking top!

 

Sad just about sums it up mate St totts day was just the icing on the cake for us as Wenger won titles and FA cups. For you it's the pinnacle of your achievement over the last two decades.

 

St Totteringham’s Day seems like such a distant whimper these days, eh, Pix!

“Totteringham...”

That’s a play on “Tottenham” and totter,” is it?

Hilarious stuff, in its day.

The Gooner who came up with that must be feeling like such a twat, now.

 

Hardly mate, we've had 23 years of it compared to your one. Come back and ask me again if you finish above us for the next 22 years