Who was the spelling policeman

Evening OLOF, all good Bud, yourself?

How was your Sunday sesh, I was quite envious. Fancy a win tomorrow, even if it is a bit of a banana skin.

 

I'm fine thanks mate, i enjoyed my sunday sesh as always, bit too much ale and was suffering Monday morning, the usual really
I really can't predict tomorrow, I'll be happy with a point sadly

 

That's not fair! That means it's only open to those north of London.

 

I would gladly apply if it were a level playing field and not bias to those who's first language is other than English, and secondly, I don't know enough words of one syllable to be able to write an application that northerners could understand. Damn! I would have loved that job otherwise.

 

Thought Edoardo would have applied by now, he knows all the required words of one syllable.

 

Bucks you spelt his name wrong

He wouldn't be happy