It's some gaff, we only have the guest apartment but it's better than most hotels/apartments. Nice and chilled.
Nah m6, we stopped when we reached 60, or rather Liz did and I don't have much say in the matter. My fruits are like spacehoppers nowadays with all the backlogged semen that's built up.
You being serious though? How long have youse been together? Me and the bold Julie are 20 years together and still banging like fk albeit I'm a quick squirter so she's probably just choking for a decent shag tbh.
No sex after 60 = £70 with a gas hooker for half an hour a fortnight. No danger am I not getting my hole after 60. @bayernkenny
£70 for a half hour with this big dame in the Glasgow area. Took 5 seconds to Google. Get fired in about it Dev.
More to the point, any update on maddie after this trip, can't fool me, I know an undercover op when I see one.