Who scared you sh*tless?

Eh?

 

Oh, sorry, do you no longer live with your parents?

 

I can barely remember my parents, let alone live with them.

 

They were the two big people that left you tied to that gate post.

 

That's not too far from the truth.

 

Christ, how old are you? I think you, Aldo, ER and Kenny must be the only people on here old enough to have known what life was like before home computers.

 

^^^ used to shove Commodore 64 joy stick up own arse then get hard when his pals came round to play sensy soccer ^^^

 

it is actually quite worrying that you can think stuff like that up

 

Preferred the Atari one. Was the perfect size.

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and colour

 

You'd know.

 

Poor old Tarquin can't get over his mammy's reluctance to accept his rampant ****terism before she croaked it.

Don't worry.

 

Patience doesn´t have a cock though

 

It's a virtue.

 

It´s a great view

 

Your wife didn't think I was a **** when I used to tie her up **** her till the juices were running out her Berkshire hunt and all over your queen sized double bed.

 

Trust you to mention "queen"




And is there such a thing as a queen sized single bed?

 

Doubting your own 'statement' by putting a question mark at the end of it though. Shows a lack of confidence in one's own abilities.

 

I put a question mark because it is a question.

 

Yes there is but only poor people buy them