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Who gets the custard pie in the face - after New Delhi?

Discussion in 'Formula 1' started by Bergkamp a Dutch master, Oct 26, 2011.

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Face Vs Custard

Poll closed Nov 3, 2011.
  1. Herman Tilke

    11.1%
  2. Those who suggested Herman Tilke

    11.1%
  3. Ferrari for that flapper-wing in FP3

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  4. Massa - For getting thrown off track by a baguette, twice

    55.6%
  5. MB and DC - "Hamilton's not going to be able to get a lap in" as he sets a purple first sector

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Eddie Jordan (as ever)

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  7. Stewards

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Bernie - in the grid walk calling the action 'chaos' and meaning it

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Renault with their rotten strategy

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. Mercedes for bringing in Rosberg early so Schumacher could get ahead

    16.7%
  11. ndian local tv production - for lots of back of head coverage

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. Ferrari mechanics for needing Ted Kravitz to tell them Alonso's front wing was broken

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  13. Lewis trying to make up with Massa.

    5.6%
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  1. Julius Caesar

    Julius Caesar Well-Known Member
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    He meant on the grid.
     
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  2. Delete Me

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    Ah ok
     
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  3. Kyle?

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    The award should go to tilke. Awful track, daft pitlane. I can't see why anyone likes this circuit. It has one good corner, and it's nigh on impossible to overtake for over half a lap.
     
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  4. North North Watford

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    Kyle?, for slating the track.
     
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  5. cosicave

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    Frankly, I am staggered at so many criticisms ! This is easily one of Tilke's best circuits in my opinion - and that of virtually every driver.

    I think there are only two things which are lacking:

    • Although nothing like as bad as Korea, the pit exit once again looks like an afterthought.
    • Fresh air and sufficient time for the construction dust to dissipate.
    If it were in a clean environment, the circuit would be much better 'off-line' and therefore far more conducive to overtakes; and the section from turn 6 to 14 is a serious driver challenge that I would love to drive.

    I really cannot understand those who've nominated and criticised Tilke this time. I'm one of his biggest critics for some of his poor efforts, but this one is really good!
     
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  6. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    I think others like me - saw construction clips and jumped hastily to wrong conclusions - which we withdrew.
     
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  7. Delete Me

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    I liked this circuit tbh, just needs fine tuning.
     
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  8. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    and hoovering.....<laugh>
     
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  9. Delete Me

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    And a few washes.... Just like that stray dog lol.
     
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  10. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    maybe a couple of kerbs lowering?
     
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  11. Masanari

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    I would also like to add Mercedes for Rosberg's pitstop being 1.5 seconds slower than Schumacher's.
     
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  12. BrightLampShade

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    Quite a list growing here, I'll get them up for voting round lunch time tomorrow for 2-3 days if thats all good <ok>
     
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  13. allsaintchris.

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    For Felipe's benefit!?
     
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    I can't understand those who are slating the track. Now that the only Tilkedrome I really like, Turkey, has gone from the calendar, I think this new one looks very promising; we'll see when the dust settles.

    My custard pie would be for Massa: a clown at a kids' party.
     
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  16. RoadRunner

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    I wonder if Tilke has actually gone and driven on some back roads to at least get some inspiration for his corners?
     
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  17. Bergkamp a Dutch master

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    look at the lap times Rosberg was quicker nearly all the way through. A contrived Mercedes result.
     
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  18. North North Watford

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    If he was quicker nearly all the way through, Schumacher wouldn't have been close to him before the stops, and with DRS and freedom to race Rosberg would have retaken the place after it.

    During the race, we genuinely weren't sure whether the undercut or going long was the better option. Schumacher got lucky on strategy, but they were evenly matched otherwise.
     
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    I know this is all too easy to say, but like Bergy, I find myself wondering what happened at the Mercedes camp in India.

    Many readers will know that I am not fond of Schumacher, and may conclude that this post portrays some bias, in contrast to their perceptions and/or opinions. Nonetheless, the evidence raises a few unanswered questions about how and why the two Mercedes drivers became switched over. In particular, Ross Brawn's claim that Rosberg was having difficulty with his tryres seems at odds with Rosberg setting his fastest times on them - even allowing for the ever-decreasing weight of fuel. On top of this, there was no obvious reason for Rosberg's stops both taking longer than Schumacher's, and one of them by an inexplicably large margin.

    Norbert Haug seemed especially delighted with Schumacher's result; and I can't ignore the nagging thought that some encouragement for him to stay would be more than a little convenient in these cash-strapped times, where there can be no doubt Schumacher attracts a lot of sponsorship interest and money&#8230;

    These are just my thoughts at this important stage of the game. I do not expect avid fans to readily agree with my words, but I promise you all that in spite of my proclaimed dislike of Schumacher, I do my utmost to remain objective (which is part of the reason I have resisted speaking about this until now).
     
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