Who do you want to see nekkid?

Die David Mitchell

I started watching Room 101 the other day because she was in it but I think my brain shut down because the show is so unbelievably ****.

Her tits get bigger every time she appears on TV, I hate David Mitchell

Not sure about the 'Au Naturel' look on a woman's privates, but I don't think I'd be too annoyed, well, at work here so going to leave it til later to have a good ponder about the situation...

I hope David Mitchell's genitals fall off

 

£40 for a ho in Newcastle? You'd get a twice round the world for that much including toys, poppers and a pokey bum ****. With change for a kebab.

 

For £35.49 I was allowed to dig-up and proceed to bum the corpse of Bobby Robson

 

ER.

 

Mrs Robson paid off Rumbelow's for a month wi' that.

 

When Toon supporters were asked what they'd do if they found Alan Shearer in bed with their missus the majority said "I'd tuck him in and make him a cup of tea"

<oldiebutgoodiesmiley>

 

Only because they were just going to head downstairs and pump their dogs instead

 

Are you banned from the Mopes board? If not post this.

 

I've been banned from there since November 2011. Something must have happened around that time...

 

Ms Coren has superb tits and also looks/sounds as filthy as fcuk. I think I may have "performance issues" with her because she is undoubtedly a brain box and I'm afraid my vocabulary would let me down even if my nervous penis didn't. As for her gigantic hairy schmoo I'm prepared to get buried face first in her lady garden for the sake of variety.

 

Aye they banned me when all I did was remind them it was a year on since the unthinkable happened. Touch lot.

Ciaran's reply still gets me laughing, beautiful eulogy "sleep well, sweet prince"

 

I'd have to tie her up and set to work on her **** region with a Gillette Fusion I'm afraid. Big bushy ones just are not feminine enough this day of age.

 

Michael Winner

 

Calm down, dear.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01dc66v

A bit left field but did anyone see this bird on BBCFour last week. A bit mumsy/milfy but she had an unmistakeably fine set of frupps underneath the slightly too tight blouse. Another one for the "what posh birds would you like to pump" thread.

Oh and her offay Coast - http://www.alice-roberts.co.uk/ - proper posh totty

 

The lady of that Secret Escapes advert

If not...Susannah Reid

 

Melanie Iglesias

[video=youtube;2HNYeyjd5z0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HNYeyjd5z0[/video]

[video=youtube;276__j2hBXo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=276__j2hBXo[/video]

She always gets tantalisingly close but never seals the deal

 

Fair do's Jacky, that is top notch nanny

 

Bianca Gascoigne

 

lot's of pics of her online