I'd say I look like a cross between a young David Jason and Gerard Butler, but without the former's charm and the latter's handsomeness I'm just a porky Jew-a-like
You think I'd fantasize about looking like a Blackpool Right Back? I wiz being honest - self depreciatingly honest
Miss Ellie. I really don't know. And I'm not saying who I've been told I look like coz I got abuse the last time.