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Who Didn't Eat All The Pies?

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Apart fae the roll n pie bit. That is uber heterosexual.
     
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  2. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Sitting on the beach at Penzance with a Cornish pastie and a bottle of Cripple Cock. Those were the days.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

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    I worked with an Aussie driver who used to go to the bakers and get a loaf of bread and two steak and kidney pies then pull open the loaf, stick the pies inside and ate it like a feck-off big baguette. He wasn't even a chubster, jammy git.
     
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  4. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Probably is now. These things catch up with you in middle age eh @Commachio
     
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  5. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    There once was a poster named Chaser
    Met a lassie and tried to embrace her
    "Git tae ****" said the girl
    "Yer stretch marks make me hurl"
    Such is life for a fat balding Ger
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <rofl> shots fired
     
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  7. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Erik the social misfit from Hull,
    His sex life was incredibly dull,
    He joined Not606,
    Posted a pic of his dick,
    Inside the arse of a small sea-gull.

    YYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    <party><party>
     
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  8. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I don't recall joining Not606, moron.

    In fact I've never even heard of it.
     
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    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    Anyone got some insider tips for the REAL Grand National being run this weekend?

    Asking for a pal.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  13. GroveRanger

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    Baby + tit = fed baby. What f.ucking language barrier prevents someone not knowing what we've been doing since we crawled out of the sea millions of years ago?

    Is this where the NHS has to have 24 hour interpreters on call just in case some dum-dum can't flop her norks at her newborn?

    Having said that I have been witness to unbelievable levels of ignorance on a maternity ward with some 14 year old Taneesheequay sitting there chowing down on her Big Mac meal while little baby Shawntayrone squealed like a pig for ages until a midwife said Tanee should feed the pup who is crying because he is hungry only for her to look up and say "Wen aahv finished mi dinner?" It was Tooting though so I shouldn't have been surprised.
     
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