Who are Chelsea and Conte coming to get this season?

Of course Skiddy.

You've changed your story about three times already but of course Skiddy.

 

We both know that's not true don't we Stan...you walk into to everything in time and I'm a very patient man.

 

Of course Skiddy. You're well known for your consistency, rationality and cool head.

 

Of course it's been well known since 2011 but it's not something the newer boys appreciate.

 

I'm assuming that as it's early morning where you are you'll have no recollection of this discussion tomorrow.

Which would explain a lot as you do have a comically poor recollection of what you've posted.

 

Why's that then Stan?

 

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Why? I have a blinding memory, you assume that everybody who shows you up is a soak? How original

 

How have you shown Stan up? Stan's posted your Llorente fan boy comment...

This is reminiscent of you insisting that Mourinho refused to sell DDG to Real.

When he was the Chelsea manager.

 

Because old boy you chose a quote from the BBC and thought you'd score some easy points and make Stan look a clever boy. They were not my quotes and what's funnier is I scored a handful without doing anything...are you related to Bell perchance?

 

You're sticking with the line that the words in the second part of the post were the BBC's words not your own? OK Skiddy. Have another rusk.

Out of interest, how many points did you score?

 

Considerably more than you Stan but it wouldn't have been possible without your pettifogging nature.

 

Do you have a points chart on your fridge?

Are you maintaining that these were the words of the BBC gossip column about Llorente "Far better option for Chelsea at the right price."?

 

Of course not but your incessant fussbudgeting makes me think it might actually be a great idea. My meaning within the BBC's wording was even a piece of dogshit would have been a far better option for Chelsea than the Donkey.

 

Ok, so you were lying when you said you didn't want Llorente and you lied when you said it was a quote from the BBC gossip column because you have a massive chip on your shoulder about never being wrong

 

He doesn't even own a fridge.

 

Turning out to be a great thread..i'd like to thank Mr Marks for inspiring me with his hugely successful 'Who are Spurs and Harry Kane bla bla' thread

 

Nope, Ginger never lies Stan, posting a statement from another source doesn't make it my opinion.

Ps. Yes, I'm rarely wrong Stan.

 

But I know a Scouser who can get me one cheap.