Who am I?

^^^^^ 4-posts-in-a-row meltdown

 

If I shouldn't be not confident then I have the correct answer ****ing yaaaaaaaasssssss

 

You mean it was a "Mis Steak"?

 

ps I'm here most of the week (excluding Tuesday and Wednesday)

 

The next couple of days on here should be good then

 

I'm sure they will be every bit as good as the 12 days I was away previously.

 

You went on holiday for 12 days?? How very weird

 

No. You shouldn't be confident at all. If you are not very confident, you will be slightly, marginally or fractionally confident. But you shouldn't be confident at all.

In other words, you are not at all confident.

 

Correct, I'm not, hence I said I wasn't. Don't ****ing start me or I'll be throwing a Benny

 

**** you Tobes

 

But you said you were 'not very confident', meaning you were confident to a degree.

But you shouldn't be confident to any degree.

You are not at all confident.

 

'I'm not very confident that Rangers will win an Old Firm match next season.'

'You shouldn't be [very confident that Rangers will win an Old Firm match next season]. You shouldn't be confident at all.'

'Okay, okay, I'm not at all confident. Prick.'

 

I ****ING KNOW!!!! You have made your point(which admittedly is correct!) anyway, moving from the well known phrase, "throw a Benny", did you know that people from the Falklands are sometimes called Kelpers(as in the islands are surrounded by kelp) which isn't a compliment and also sometimes Bennies? Any clues on the link mate

 

I may give you a clue once you get the names right.

 

Larry Grayson
SHerrie Hewson
Lionel Blair


Blankety Blank

 

Larry Grayson
Sherrie Hewson
Lionel Blair

Face lifts

 

doubt these are correct either, but would like to apologise that I thought Russell Grant was in films with Harrison Ford!

 

Great stuff.

Apology accepted.

Russell Grant should have been cast as Indiana Jones.

 

Bennies because the Squaddies sent over thought they all looked like Benny Hill

Stilbys because after the troops were told not to call them Bennies they thought they still looked like Benny Hill