Who am I?

^^^^ A fantastic example of how NOT to cheat and use google.

 

I'm not as thick as I look.

 

Joel bats
Hector Castro
Russell Latapy

 

Mindy got a like

 

Great work, Mindo!
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You win these super World Cup colouring sheets. Enjoy!

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Mon is beelin im told

 

You got it wrong, you simpleton

 

I'm off to therapy now, but I'll try to get another quiz posted by the end of the day.

 

I wouldn't be surprised if they keep you in for the week

 

That's what happens when you don't use google

 

Snitches get stitches!

 

I was born in London during the 1950s; I attended Sussex University before leaving to become an actor
My first break in theatre came during the original run of Evita in the West End; I’ve lent my voice to many audio books and tv documentaries
I’m best known for my comedy work, though I’ve also appeared in shows such as The Bill, Johnathan Creek, and Agatha Christie’s Marple
I achieved chart success during the 1980s with a hit single that reached number two

I was born in London during the late 1960s; I am of Jordanian and French Huguenot ancestry
I am part of an acting family; my father appeared in two James Bond films, and my sister starred in Eastenders
In addition to acting, I’ve appeared on Hell’s Kitchen and Who Do You Think You Are?
I once took action against a tabloid newspaper after it wrongly claimed I’d married one of my TV co-stars

I was born in Scotland during the mid-1930s; I worked in a factory before attending the Birmingham School of Speech & Drama
My theatre work during the 1960s garnered much praise and admiration, including a Tony Award nomination; one theatre director described me as “touched by genius”
In 1971 I released an album of songs on the CBS label, and in 1974 I recorded an abridged reading of The Hobbit
I drank and smoked heavily and obsessed about death; I died after a two-year battle with esophageal cancer

 

Not to add any pressure, guys, but I've really pulled out all the stops with today's prize.

 

Nigel Planer
Julia Sawalha
Nicol Williamson

The Wind In The Willows

 

1. David Essex
2. Katie Price
3. George Harrison

 

Top work, Mega M-Man

You win this splendid 2019 Piggy Calendar. Enjoy!

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Square heid is a brown nosing suck arse.

 

You certainly weren't lying about pulling out all the stops, attention to detail is astounding. Look at how the picture coincides to the month. For example, the leaves in October. (obviously wouldn't sell so well in the Southern Hemisphere, but even still )

 

Sorry, didny realise I said that out loud.