Nae wonder that wee bum Mario Gotze didnae make the twenty three man squad this year! Dirty wee ****e!
I'm a stupid a-hole, always have been and always will be. I humbly accept and would be more than pleased to be included in your charity sweepstake.
Hope we get some decent cameramen at this world cup who can zoom in on the fanny in the crowd. It's Russia so if any feminists complain they'll probably get to told to get tae ****ski.
Uruguay - Egypt pretty ropy so the cameraman has just given us a 'zoom-zoom' on a South American honey and an extremely attractive head-dressed Egyptian burd!
Update for the workers: The 'Fezboys' goalie has just made a great save to keep the score at zip - zip.