That just what i was going to post. I'd happily be the Veggimite in that sandwich as I gave them both a TimTam slammer.
Best thing about this thread is my mrs keeps asking me who am I texting all morning , have to keep reassuring her im just on a football forum - still true.
True story I used to help my Father in Law out on weekends when living down south. One Saturday we were working in the offices of Smash Hits. In one office were three award statues with messages that they were to be forwarded to Madonna & Julia Roberts. I opened my drawers & gave them a good rubbing around my winkle, cherries & hubic pears. My FiL obviously asked what the **** I was doing & was impressed with my reasoning that the Most Fancible Woman & Best Actress may kiss the statues when given them & in doing so inadvertently give me a secondary blow job. Madonna & Julia Roberts may, at best, have tasted my cock. At worst got a ginger pube in their teeth. Happy days.
90 seconds. More like the time it would take Kylie to say "Stanley, this horny Sheila would like it up the arse. Now"
I was gonna say threesome to the original question. However Ben, you jammy bastard, this caps the lot. Congratulations Sir.
I used to love Madeline West in Neighbours but even better when she went on to play a hooker in Satisfaction