Hi bors, "Come up and see me sometime." (Mae West). Norwich fan's invitation to Ipswich fan to get promotion to Premier League.
"You dirty rat" - Cole/Terry/Giggs etc etc etc "I love it when a plan comes together" - PL "Remember you're a womble" - Ken Bates
'do not underestimate the power of the darkside' - Roy Keane (or Colin) 'show me the money' - Rangers CEO
TRUTH!?! You can't handle the truth! Lambert after Grant Holt asked him if he thought he was overweight!
Don't be silly skipper. We all know......... THERE'S ONLY ONE GRANT HOLT, ONE GRANT HOOOLLLLLLTT, THERE'S ONLY ONE GRANT HOLT. <conductsBarclaychoiremoticon>
Advice Michael Chopra should have listened to... "Here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker." (Rounders)
"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's sale of the f***ing century" (from Lock Stock) Colchester compensation for Paul Lambert
"Alright, relax, relax - I know, sing it, sing it!.................................The Caaaaa...... The Caaaa......" ( A Fish Called Wanda) Ipswich fans getting "The Canaries Are Premier League" awfully stuck in the throat.
"K-K-Ken is g-going to k-k-k-kill me" ( A Fish Called Wanda) Mr. Warnock after announcing to Mr. Bates that he expects his 1st class helicopter fare from London to Leeds to be paid by the club.
Hi bors, Wizard of Oz (Scarecrow) "If I only had a brain." CEO Clegg of Ipswich. (That ones for you Warky, LOL).
Wolves Chairman on Alan Curbishley: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." about Brian McDermott: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." about Walter Smith "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." about Terry Connor: "Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"