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Hi bors, "Come up and see me sometime." (Mae West). Norwich fan's invitation to Ipswich fan to get promotion to Premier League.
 
"I see dead people" - often heard from visiting fans pointing at Ipswich supporters <whistle>
 
"You dirty rat" - Cole/Terry/Giggs etc etc etc
"I love it when a plan comes together" - PL
"Remember you're a womble" - Ken Bates
 
Advice Michael Chopra should have listened to...

"Here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you are the sucker." (Rounders)
 
"Alright, relax, relax - I know, sing it, sing it!.................................The Caaaaa...... The Caaaa......" ( A Fish Called Wanda)

Ipswich fans getting "The Canaries Are Premier League" awfully stuck in the throat.
 
"K-K-Ken is g-going to k-k-k-kill me" ( A Fish Called Wanda)

Mr. Warnock after announcing to Mr. Bates that he expects his 1st class helicopter fare from London to Leeds to be paid by the club.
 
Wolves Chairman on Alan Curbishley:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

about Brian McDermott:

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

about Walter Smith

"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse."

about Terry Connor:

"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious...and don't call me Shirley"