I would usually say 'bollox' if someone claimed to have messed about with a celeb. But she's so obscure I can't see anyone making it up. Fair play to you though, she's pretty fit. How the fuck did that happen?
A mate of mine caught a dose of the groin crustaceans from the mohican drummer bird out of We've Got A Fuzzbox And We're Gonna Use It. Her name was Tina.