Which current player

Is the biggest fairy and cheat?

Cesc Fabregas is a bit of a limp wristed puffa like.

 

Deli Alli for cheating. **** gives it his swan lake routine every week.

 

Deli Ali. Sounds like a Morrocan shop selling out of date sandwiches.

 

Lee Caterpillar... fookin pussy

 

Tit.

 

Dele needs to cut that **** out, it’s true.

But surely a Queen’s award for services to diving over so many years should go to Ashley Young!?

 

Vardy goes down too easy at times for me.
And as I'm no hypocrite Tadic dives too much. Can't stand diving whether for or against us.

 

Biggest pussies are barca

A lot of the players like hazard go down at the slightest touch but not as easy as barca players

 

Vardy does on occasion... but he also takes his fair share of clatterings ... and the defenders often get away with it ... as Kompany did today ... so it's partly the art of 'self preservation' ...

 

Think that's true for most quick forwards and has certainly been the case for Tadic too.
I've seen Tadic get clattered several times a game and not get anything awarded so then he feels the need to dive, still annoys me mind.

 

Nah Vardy always been a diver and a nasty **** to boot.

From us Tadic sums up the European stereotype nicely.

 

Hard to say who is worse tbh, they all go down like they've been shot if they feel a bit of contact.

 

Alli for sure. He gets worse if his theatrics don't work as well, starts actual crying and telling the ref he's gonna tell his mum. One of our lads told me they saw him actually surfing out of Old Trafford on a wave of his own butthurt tears.

 

True about going down easy sometimes but he’s never at the same level at Alli or Young. I’ve never seen Vardy go over thin air in a pure dive. What he does is uses his pace to initiate contact. Even the controversial one against West Ham when he was sent off in the title season he made the contact, ref just wasn’t having any of it. It’s not Sporting or right, but not a pure dive of Alli or Young description

 

Tadic can't even be arsed to dive properly any more.

 

Always? You followed his career closely at Stokesbridge, Halifax, Fleetwood and Leicester in the championship did you? Glad to see you taking interest in a non league player if so

 

Defending a diver Fossy, nothing surprises me with you mate.

He gets clattered at times so it's ok to dive

#fossylogic

 

Sanchez is a snide little ****er, always play acting and getting in the refs ear calling for cards etc.

 

... haven't you got a crying Spud to go sooth Rimsky? ... your beloved Stevie G was one of the worst divers the Prem has ever seen ... Vardy gets clattered mostly because he is just too quick for the opposition...not because he has done a Stevie "air dive" ... but don't you miss a chance to sweat out a little more of that residual title envy ...

#AlanCarrAngst

 

Bale was the same. Eventually got tired of being accused of diving when he wasn’t and of people like Charle Adam trying to put him in hospital and so started actually diving - and laughably, got more free kicks than he did before he started it.