Which club has made most progress and which club the least this year...

You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Couldn't you just go to your local gay bar, rather than spewing your fantasies on here?
I'm sure you know exactly where it is.

 

I recommended AA classes but Commy wants to learn the hard way.

Take it easy on him though, he's fragile.

 

I go in and ask for Polly pillow bitter.

You are so cheap, ya skank. But ya gammy gums give a 50% blowjob. Room for improvement.

 

Boom.

Ya a quirk.

 

It's nice to know that you've finally come out and got some action, but it wasn't me, I'm afraid.
Try pulling a nice, normal bloke next time, instead of paying someone who'll say they're anyone.

 

Dont be shy Polly. Next time swalliw it all.

 

Commy been getting bitched all evening by Spurs fans.

Lol...loser.

 

Real in your mind, I'm sure.

Your living in the Goons reflected glory is a little worrying, don't you think?..

But, still, you haven't addressed the original probem....

 

^This is definitely not the post of a gay man. No way. Nope. Certainly not.

 

Nah. As far ias i can see, there is only nsis the only spurs fan. The rest are minions.

 

You seem uptight polyester. Whats up.

 

I doubt a pisshead like you can see far at all so its all cool lol.

 

Ok dopehead.

 

Nite nite(smacks Commy on the arse)

 

I've been trying to work out what pillow bitters are. Nearest I've got is that they are like Angostura bitters but made from feathers. Is this correct?

 

CFC to the FFP relegated to a side show on the PL board.

Sympathy post

 

Most improved are Chelsea. Least are Leicester. Obvious really.

 

What a twat.

 

#pudding ^^^^^

 

C**t ^^^