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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2019.

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  1. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    I respect your thread dynamic, but in the interests of equality, shouldn't there be a more open option as to who we are stranded with?
    Why specifically a member of the opposite sex? <diva>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Apr 12, 2019
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Cos I was trying not to be too PC mate. We could include non binary entities and aliens too of course... and mackems.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 13, 2019
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    I found Sarah Silverman while window shopping for Apple bottoms today sarah-silverman-celebrity-butt-grabbers_juaozk.jpg
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 13, 2019
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    Why is my lost deleted this time ? No skin skin on display?
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 13, 2019
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    Groot
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 13, 2019
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Loves the cock apparently...

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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 15, 2019
  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No idea who the **** she is <yikes>
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    It’s Jimmy Kimmels ex. She’s not ****ing Ben Affleck but I’d rim her.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 16, 2019
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    Probs hairy as **** like.
     
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    Hi
    Lol. I've got this same thing about Naga. Can't put my finger on it...but wish I could.

    It would have to be Jennifer Lawrence for me though. Obviously she's a babe but think she would be fun and also good with a bow and arrow.
     
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    Seabass, Apr 17, 2019
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  11. JakartaToon

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    Its taken 50posts before one of us actually thought about selecting a woman who might also be able to keep us alive. So in that context I have selected Leryn Franco, Argentinian Javelin thrower and model. She looks like she could be very useful at hunting and fishing.
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    JakartaToon, Apr 17, 2019
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Looks like a he she
     
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    You may be right - even she has to check now and again:
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    JakartaToon, Apr 17, 2019
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 17, 2019
  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Unless she's had the chop she's not packing anything down there. Mind they do say that about ACS too until he drops his strides and reveals his mouses dick. According to Chaos.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 17, 2019
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    :)
     
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