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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2019.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    You just had to go that one step further <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 8, 2019
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    By the pound us argue she's wearing more clothing
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 8, 2019
  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Why are my posts deleted... no tits even on display
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 8, 2019
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Hi captain just seen the pic was deleted.

    Nipples and snatch pics are banned so please play fair. It saves us mods getting grief from all quarters.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 8, 2019
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    As are cock pics of course lol.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 8, 2019
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    And bum hole pics.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 8, 2019
  7. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    So pictures of Sunderland city centre are out then
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Apr 8, 2019
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  8. Schlem Boogerman

    Schlem Boogerman Well-Known Member

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    Not sure I'd like to wake up next to this every morning!
    Rachel rough.jpg
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Apr 8, 2019
  9. Howe's about that then?

    Howe's about that then? Well-Known Member

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    Are you suggesting "how difficult" in that it is not very OR are you suggesting it really is difficult?
    I've been out of the game for many years but things have changed massively in that time and I can only imagine how bloody easy it is nowadays
     
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    Howe's about that then?, Apr 8, 2019
  10. JakartaToon

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    I hace decided to go with someone my own age as I know she would be devastated being left alone when I snuff it so I dont want her to suffer for too long. So Michelle Pfeiffer it is:
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    Not bad for 60.
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    It was only snatch jj
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 9, 2019
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  12. Captainchaos.

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    All females have inflated egos these days they all think they're going to be famous without sucking dicks
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 9, 2019
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  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh> Don't worry mate, a female will read this thread soon and you will get the abuse you crave
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I've just been.watching ruth England bora bora.
     
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    Captainchaos., Apr 9, 2019
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  15. the_gateshead_ninja

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    The fat one out of Little Mix
     
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    the_gateshead_ninja, Apr 9, 2019
  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    54436943_143538903350463_9005305981617307648_n.jpg
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 10, 2019
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Is that the swimmer with the huge conk? <yikes>
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    She's a ****ing manc <grr> Give me Vorderman any day of the week over her <ok>
     
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  19. Captainchaos.

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    Shed just had a good old hooping that night
     
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  20. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    Oh no he won’t lol
     
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    Geordie lass in the Fen, Apr 11, 2019
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