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  1. Zico

    Zico Active Member

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    ...you've had a ****?
     
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  2. EDGE

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    In your mum
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    ask your dad <ok>
     
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  4. Jobby Funbags

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    On board Slave I - in the cargo hold.
     
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  5. SolidSpur

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    The hanging gardens of babylon.
     
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  6. Zico

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    Bobba Fett's ship??

    I think we have a winner.
     
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  7. Shearer Cort Given Dyer Speed

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    I've cracked a few off at work.
     
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  8. Trypsin-1

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    On the moon, the government sent me on a special mission before the first moon landings to see how the gravity levels affect the way of masturbating and what it feels like, true story <ok>
     
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  9. Otto Flayshow

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    Rochdale.
     
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  10. Trypsin-1

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    Ok, that beats the moon <ok>
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    In a video game arcade toilet in Malia. I'd just bought a new porn mag and couldn't wait to get back to the appartment.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

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    Magazine section in WH Smith. Same reason <ok>
     
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  13. Calatron

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    I think you'll find that is in FACT Indecent Exposure minimun 7 months bye ST
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    a swimming pool. dirty bugger
     
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  15. EDGE

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    In my sisters soiled pants :bandit:
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    Somewhere in Northumberland whilst driving on the A1.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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    Is it not hard to masturbate under water? I tried to have a **** in the shower once and that was hard work.
     
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  18. Jobby Funbags

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    There was this sort of black carving thing that looked like a sexy dude - I used that as a target.

    Not as outlandish as Rochdale, though, I grant you.
     
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  19. Sam Axe

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    In the back of a Rover 25 while parked in a public car park at midday
     
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  20. Kim Jong Il

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    Public showers at the harbour in rothesay. Or possibly Campbell town. I can't remember.
     
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