Where's all the skunks?

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Jarramag88 said:
As for thick, if I was doing the riding, where would the back of this person be???? And I'm thick. Think before you type on you sewwwwpa wireless keyboard. Weird bloke you.
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Ah I didn't realise you're the bitch in the relationship, my apologies, of course I'm wrong, it would be him seeing your sweaty back as he rode you. ! <ok>
 
MackemsRule said:
Ah I didn't realise you're the bitch in the relationship, my apologies, of course I'm wrong, it would be him seeing your sweaty back as he rode you. ! <ok>
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Are you a total ******. I'll lower myself to your level to explain it to you. The back would be against the mattress. Understand. Ie unable to see any "sweaty back" Got it now??
 
Jarramag88 said:
Are you a total ******. I'll lower myself to your level to explain it to you. The back would be against the mattress. Understand. Ie unable to see any "sweaty back" Got it now??
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Now if I was a thick skunk I would post a pornographic picture to help you out here.

As I'm not, the best I can do is to point you to Google and search images for gay man riding his boyfriend!
(Don't forget to turn safe search off.) <ok>
 
MackemsRule said:
Now if I was a thick skunk I would post a pornographic picture to help you out here.

As I'm not, the best I can do is to point you to Google and search images for gay man riding his boyfriend!
(Don't forget to turn safe search off.) <ok>
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Because I don't have homosexual tendencies I have no need to look that up. But given the detail in which you have described things to me.......I seriously recommend you have a long hard look at yourself mate. Something you need to confess??? Do you have that feeling like you just don't belong?????? I bet you do. Nowt to be ashamed of though. Each to their own.
 
MONsMush said:
Thing that annoys me most about Kidman, is that she's simply not attractive.

People talk about her as a beauty, but i've knocked back better looking lasses than that, even in Newcastle!
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Aye, me anaarl. Wouldn't suck her toe never mind her clit.
 
Jarramag88 said:
Because I don't have homosexual tendencies I have no need to look that up. But given the detail in which you have described things to me.......I seriously recommend you have a long hard look at yourself mate. Something you need to confess??? Do you have that feeling like you just don't belong?????? I bet you do. Nowt to be ashamed of though. Each to their own.
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More fail!
Your stupid comments and denying knowledge of said sexual position led to my pointing you in the right direction. It's always the ones who pretend they don't know, trying to cover their tracks.
Is it not time you came out of the closet?

And no I'm not accusing you of being a closet Mackem, the closet Mackem's don't show your lack of intelligence.
 
MackemsRule said:
More fail!
Your stupid comments and denying knowledge of said sexual position led to my pointing you in the right direction. It's always the ones who pretend they don't know, trying to cover their tracks.
Is it not time you came out of the closet?

And no I'm not accusing you of being a closet Mackem, the closet Mackem's don't show your lack of intelligence.
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Mate, give it up man. Your a bit of a tool to be fair. Looking up gay porn to prove a point. Your a sad man. I pity you.
 
Jarramag88 said:
Mate, give it up man. Your a bit of a tool to be fair. Looking up gay porn to prove a point. Your a sad man. I pity you.
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Why should I give it up I'm on the Sunderland forum? (Which is my life. <doh> )

When have I looked up gay porn?
I was helping a friend out.

Oh! Wait you're not my friend.
 
MackemsRule said:
Why should I give it up I'm on the Sunderland forum? (Which is my life. <doh> )

When have I looked up gay porn?
I was helping a friend out.

Oh! Wait you're not my friend.
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You seem to have a pretty good handle on how to find it but that's your cross to bare
 
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