Where's all the skunks?

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In no friend of your dip ****.

I type this with tears running down my face, I hope the tears splashing my keyboard don't short it, as it is a rather expensive wireless one.
How will I manage to live the rest of my life knowing that you aren't my friend?
Should I phone the Samaritans, maybe they will be able to help me to recover.

On the other hand I could just keep laughing at you and wipe away the tears of laughter. <ok>

Were you stamping your feet and sticking out your bottom lip when responding?
 
I type this with tears running down my face, I hope the tears splashing my keyboard don't short it, as it is a rather expensive wireless one.
How will I manage to live the rest of my life knowing that you aren't my friend?
Should I phone the Samaritans, maybe they will be able to help me to recover.

On the other hand I could just keep laughing at you and wipe away the tears of laughter. <ok>

Were you stamping your feet and sticking out your bottom lip when responding?
The quality of response reflected in the quality of said quote. Dry your key board mate. You'd be lost without this forum and we can't have that now can we. Still, you can always console yourself with the fact spurs beat us for you. Happy days. I'd cry with laughter also.... If it wasn't for the pity I have for you.
 
The quality of response reflected in the quality of said quote. Dry your key board mate. You'd be lost without this forum and we can't have that now can we. Still, you can always console yourself with the fact spurs beat us for you. Happy days. I'd cry with laughter also.... If it wasn't for the pity I have for you.

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The quality of response reflected in the quality of said quote. Dry your key board mate. You'd be lost without this forum and we can't have that now can we. Still, you can always console yourself with the fact spurs beat us for you. Happy days. I'd cry with laughter also.... If it wasn't for the pity I have for you.


As you are proving just how thick you are I shall be more specific. <ok>

I have highlighted in RED your above comment. <ok>

Where exactly are you?
Are you riding your boyfriend and my comments have magically appeared on his sweaty back?
 
Just wondering where our closet Mackem's are, they are usually here to tell us just how and why we lost!
Do they not love all things SAFC any more?
Have one of you nasty chaps been too abusive to them, when they are posting their snidey comments? (Shame on you :p)
I was expecting at least a five pager from Chappedarse, explaining how we should have set up and where MON went wrong. With carefully inserted jibes about how Newcastle's players wouldn't make the same mistakes and are clearly better in all departments.

Is it Campbell keeping them away, is he just too good looking for them?
Are they jealous as he makes them look like a team full of Beardsleys?

I know a lot of them have jumped ship, is it now like the Marie Celeste on the Mugs board?
I can't go and check, as I haven't had my shots.

I mean I think back to our other games like, when we played the Spuds and were unlucky to lose 1 - 0. They were all over us craaaing.

I really can't understand it, any body shed some light on it?

They're all watching Hawii 5-0 on Dave.
 
As you are proving just how thick you are I shall be more specific. <ok>

I have highlighted in RED your above comment. <ok>

Where exactly are you?
Are you riding your boyfriend and my comments have magically appeared on his sweaty back?
Wow, you've got a vile tongue on you now haven't you. I bet your family are proud.
 
Unlucky mate. <ok>
Nowt to be ashamed of losing 1-0 to the Spuds mind, they are a canny team.
Mind if chappedarse is to be believed they are just a one man team.
So I assume Modric got the goal? Couldn't be anybody else really, him being their best player.

Where the **** is Chappy these days? Feel like I've lost a twat.
 
As you are proving just how thick you are I shall be more specific. <ok>

I have highlighted in RED your above comment. <ok>

Where exactly are you?
Are you riding your boyfriend and my comments have magically appeared on his sweaty back?
As for thick, if I was doing the riding, where would the back of this person be???? And I'm thick. Think before you type on you sewwwwpa wireless keyboard. Weird bloke you.
 
As for thick, if I was doing the riding, where would the back of this person be???? And I'm thick. Think before you type on you sewwwwpa wireless keyboard. Weird bloke you.

Alright bud, how long you away for then?