where

I'm Illegal

 

Na just joking

 

no your not

is that you in your avatar?

i started having a tug to it but stopped abruptly. please dont take offence to this, but im in work

 

No it's Mollie King.

 

are you mollie king?

do you stay in hull?

i'll be down in an hour

 

No, No and No

 

no no and yes more like

 

we've got a new barmaid started in our local - absolutely gorgeous. I said to my mate that she'd be mortified to realise half the regulars are probably tugging themsleves to sleep over her. He said "she'll love it - it's the highest compliment you can pay a girl"

 

I'm flattered but the person in the avatar is not me, suppose i can pretend eh.

 

he must be single

 

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My real name is Mark Pendleton, usually called Marko.

I wanted to add a more European twist to it.

Medro Pendes was born.

 

More Jonathan than Mollie.

But hey if Kirsten doesn't find out go for it.

Go Millhouse!

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med, i dont wear glasses. i'd appreciate it if you cut out the spectacle related jibes.

 

No more Kassandra.

 

Then why did you buy new glasses Milhouse?

 

I agree - and I do wear glasses and find such jokes offensive. Medro wouldn't like it if I started joking about the mentally handicapped so should treat others the way he wants to be treated himself .

 

for distance etc, i dont wear them permanently.

im sure your not purposefully trying to hurt my feelings but you are

 

I wear glasses.

 

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